M.Y.D.O.N.G. – Make Arcade Space Action Great Again

Ladies and gentlemen, space has never seen anything like this before. Believe me. We are about to launch – and it’s going to be tremendous – the very first playable demo of M.Y.D.O.N.G. right here on itch.io. The demo will be available very soon, this month, and everybody’s talking about it. Everybody.

In this game, the universe is under attack by very nasty, very bad communist space dictators. They’re sending asteroids, the worst asteroids you’ve ever seen, towards Earth. But don’t worry – under the strong, powerful, and very handsome leadership of Donald, the planet is protected by the Greatest shields in the history of shields.

You’ve got the “Mini-MAGA Shield” – small, fast, tremendous. And you’ve got “The Donald Wall” – HUGE, beautiful, the best wall you’ve ever seen in space. One spins clockwise, the other counterclockwise, it’s genius, nobody thought of this before me. The little one is quick, the big one is strong, together they are unstoppable.

Your job? Defend the Earth. Defend Donald’s world. And above all, MAKE ARCADE SPACE ACTION GREAT AGAIN!

This is going to be bigly fun. The best. Everyone will say so.